The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

'Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That's Interesting,' Says Jesus

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-your-intelligent-creations-are-trying-to-kill-you-thats-interesting-says-jesus/?utm_source=fediverse

Holdout Juror Accused Of Getting Hung Up On Fact That Defendant Committed Crime

https://babylonbee.com/news/juror-accused-of-getting-hung-up-on-fact-that-defendant-committed-crime/?utm_source=fediverse

Dave Ramsey Appalled As Millennial Caller Admits He's Paid Full Price For 'Ocarina Of Time' On 7 Different Occasions

https://babylonbee.com/news/dave-ramsey-appalled-as-millennial-caller-admits-hes-paid-full-price-for-ocarina-of-time-on-7-different-occasions/?utm_source=fediverse

Friend Who Completely Forgot About Fantasy Draft Projected To Win Handily

https://babylonbee.com/news/friend-who-completely-forgot-about-fantasy-draft-projected-to-win-handily/?utm_source=fediverse

GOP Heads To Dallas For Advice From Cowboys On Blowing It In November

https://babylonbee.com/news/gop-heads-to-dallas-for-advice-from-cowboys-on-blowing-it-in-november/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Interviews The Lindsay Clancy Jury

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-interviews-the-lindsay-clancy-jury/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Rejected 'VeggieTales' Episodes

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-rejected-veggietales-episodes/?utm_source=fediverse

Child Tragically Reaches Age Where He Knows He's Not Actually Playing Video Game

https://babylonbee.com/news/child-tragically-reaches-age-where-he-knows-hes-not-actually-playing-video-game/?utm_source=fediverse

News Station Adds Chick-Fil-A Drive Thru Wait Times To Traffic Report

https://babylonbee.com/news/news-station-adds-chick-fil-a-drive-thru-wait-times-to-traffic-report/?utm_source=fediverse

Disciples Shocked As Apostle Paul Returns From Prison Tattooed And Totally Ripped

https://babylonbee.com/news/disciples-shocked-as-apostle-paul-returns-from-prison-tattooed-and-totally-ripped/?utm_source=fediverse

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-promises-to-spare-massachusetts-if-state-can-find-12-competent-jurors/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Returns To Work From Long Weekend Refreshed And Ready To Give Mediocre Effort

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-returns-to-work-from-long-weekend-refreshed-and-ready-to-give-mediocre-effort/?utm_source=fediverse

Senate Approves Mitch McConnell Working Remotely From Grave

https://babylonbee.com/news/senate-approves-mitch-mcconnell-working-remotely-from-grave/?utm_source=fediverse

Women Honor Gloria Steinem By Leaving Kids At Daycare And Working 9 Hours At Jobs They Hate

https://babylonbee.com/news/women-honor-gloria-steinem-by-leaving-kids-at-daycare-and-working-9-hours-at-jobs-they-hate/?utm_source=fediverse

California Teen Flunks Driver's License Test For Fully Stopping At Stop Sign

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-teen-flunks-drivers-license-test-for-fully-stopping-at-stop-sign/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation’s Murderers Excited To Learn Killing Legal If You Say You Were Sad

https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-murderers-excited-to-learn-killing-legal-if-you-say-you-were-sad/?utm_source=fediverse

Breakthrough As Scientists At University Of Michigan Develop Ability To Travel Back In Time One Second

https://babylonbee.com/news/breakthrough-as-scientists-at-university-of-michigan-develop-ability-to-time-travel-by-one-second/?utm_source=fediverse

Controversy In Michigan Tarnishes NCAA’s Otherwise Perfect Reputation

https://babylonbee.com/news/michigan-announces-own-time-zone-where-clocks-are-always-one-second-behind/?utm_source=fediverse

Breaking: Justice Still In The Hands Of God

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-justice-still-in-the-hands-of-god/?utm_source=fediverse

College Football Star Horrified He Might Be Drafted And Have To Take Huge Pay Cut

https://babylonbee.com/news/college-football-star-horrified-he-might-be-drafted-and-have-to-take-huge-pay-cut/?utm_source=fediverse