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Dad (Man Cold) Listed As Questionable For Sunday

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-man-cold-listed-as-questionable-for-sunday/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Says There May Still Be Time To Save Midterm For Republicans By Starting A New War

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-says-there-may-still-be-time-to-save-midterm-for-republicans-by-starting-a-new-war/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Once Again Loses Train Of Thought During Prayer And Starts Thinking About How He’d Defend The Church From Muslim Terrorists

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-once-again-loses-train-of-thought-during-prayer-and-starts-thinking-about-how-hed-defend-the-church-from-muslim-terrorists/?utm_source=fediverse

Judge Rules That Trump Must Allow White House Access To Assassins

https://babylonbee.com/news/judge-rules-that-trump-must-allow-white-house-access-to-assassins/?utm_source=fediverse

Loser Disciple Can't Even Cast Demon Out Of A Kid

https://babylonbee.com/news/loser-disciple-cant-even-cast-demon-out-of-a-kid/?utm_source=fediverse

Airline Carefully Selects Most Heavily Accented Employee To Make Gate Announcements

https://babylonbee.com/news/airline-carefully-selects-most-heavily-accented-employee-to-make-gate-announcements/?utm_source=fediverse

'The Babylon Bee' Hires Stanford University To Take New Staff Photo

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Top 10 Reasons To Move To Washington State

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Heaven Confirms People Who Line The Dashboards Of Their Jeeps With Little Duckies Will Not Inherit The Kingdom Of God

https://babylonbee.com/news/heaven-confirms-people-who-line-the-dashboards-of-their-jeeps-with-little-duckies-will-not-inherit-the-kingdom-of-god/?utm_source=fediverse

Toddler Says He Definitely Does Not Need To Potty — Update: TODDLER NEEDS TO POTTY RIGHT NOW

https://babylonbee.com/news/toddler-says-he-definitely-does-not-need-to-potty--update-toddler-needs-to-potty-right-now/?utm_source=fediverse

What A Noob! This So-Called 'Pastor' Didn't Even Make Each Sermon Point Start With The Same Letter

https://babylonbee.com/news/what-a-noob-this-so-called-pastor-didnt-even-make-each-sermon-point-start-with-the-same-letter/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Prepares For Dinner With President Xi By Ordering Servants To Slaughter The Fattened Cat

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-prepares-for-dinner-with-president-xi-by-ordering-servants-to-slaughter-the-fattened-cat/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Amazing Heavenly Rewards You'll Get When People Persecute You For Jesus

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-amazing-heavenly-rewards-youll-get-when-people-persecute-you-for-jesus/?utm_source=fediverse

To Promote Racial Equity, Nikole Hannah-Jones Abandons Daughter At Crack House

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-promote-racial-equity-nikole-hannah-jones-abandons-daughter-at-crack-house/?utm_source=fediverse

Republicans Not Sure Why Poll Numbers Dropping Despite Doing So Many Wildly Unpopular Things

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-not-sure-why-poll-numbers-dropping-despite-doing-so-many-wildly-unpopular-things/?utm_source=fediverse

Proud Wife Informs Husband How Much Money She Made Today Returning Things To Target

https://babylonbee.com/news/proud-wife-informs-husband-how-much-money-she-made-today-returning-things-to-target/?utm_source=fediverse

Update: 'The Babylon Bee' Now The Only News Outlet Left In America With White House Credentials

https://babylonbee.com/news/update-the-babylon-bee-now-the-only-news-outlet-left-in-america-with-white-house-credentials/?utm_source=fediverse

Ms. Rachel Announces Herbie The Puppet Has Joined Hamas As A Child Soldier

https://babylonbee.com/news/ms-rachel-announces-herbie-the-puppet-has-joined-hamas-as-a-child-soldier/?utm_source=fediverse

Iranian President Addresses UN While Holding A Thermal Detonator

https://babylonbee.com/news/iranian-president-addresses-un-while-holding-a-thermal-detonator/?utm_source=fediverse

Canada Clarifies That By 'Assisted Suicide' They Mean 'Totally Unsolicited Murder'

https://babylonbee.com/news/canada-clarifies-that-by-assisted-suicide-they-mean-totally-unsolicited-murder/?utm_source=fediverse