If you want to know just how stupid some of my roommates can be, you just have to look at the things they buy without doing any due diligence to look into what they are.

Last year two of my roommates bought lightsabers online because they were $30 and 80% off due to the store closing (suuure) and looked awesome in the pictures, but then when they got them they were plastic little pieces if shit, like worse than a plastic lightsaber you get from Walmart or whatever. These were like shit you would buy at a rave and then trash the next day.

Just now, a different roommate bought FUCKING RAYCONS. I saw him wearing them and I asked "dude you didn't buy beats did you?" and he says "no I'm not that stupid" so I asked what he got and he says "I got RAYCONS" xD fuck me!!

Him: "they were 60% off so I got a good deal"
Me: "they're always 60% off man, they're cheap Chinese bargain bin products rebranded. If you like how they sound great but..."
Him: "I only paid $60 for them"
Me: "SIXTY BUCKS? BRO YOU GOT SCAMMED"
Him: "I think they're worth $60."
Me: "Dude talk to me first before you buy audio stuff."

Next thing you know I'm going to have to tell my other roommate that bread coming in circles instead of squares doesn't actually make it taste better or some shit.