@LoliHat > tfw no gf that likes the first in public and the second in private 😭
@MischievousTomato @LoliHat that's literally every girl
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@MischievousTomato @e @roboneko @LoliHat 50 shades is the 20th highest selling book series of all time
(as a sidenote, lolita is the 23rd highest selling book of all time)
@beardalaxy @MischievousTomato @e @LoliHat people really do love their smut (and complaining endlessly about other people looking at it). @emma posted this a while ago https://en.m.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Pearl
@roboneko @MischievousTomato @e @emma @LoliHat
"There was a young man of Dundee,
Who one night went out on the spree;
He wound up his clock
With the tip of his cock,
And buggered himself with the key."
