I had a dream that the feds busted into every gamer's house and threw them all in a holding cell as they were trying to ban video games or something, but they eventually had to stop and let everyone go because there were so many people screaming slurs at the top of their lungs it was beginning to cause serious problems.

I got put in holding and was giving one of the guards a hard time, so he said "I don't want to hear another word come out of your mouth!" so I replied "At least it isn't jizz coming out of my mouth, faggot!"