Inside of your are two wolves. One is in a wheelchair. The other is bulemic...
@japananon The concept of a “combat wheelchair” could be pulled off if it was totally overboard and had humorous elements (e.g. “Granbo” from the Gwar universe)… but 99.9% of the time is is pure cringe.
BTW, here is “The Morality Squad” by Gwar
@LoliHat @japananon I mean...
OK, let's pretend there is such a thing as "wheelchairs" and "disabled people" in the medieval fantasy world, and wheelchair-bound adventurers exist and go around fighting evil and stuff.
Why, oh why, me, as a dark lord villain who rules with an iron fist over the meek and impotent, would go out of my way to put fucking accessibility ramps in my ominous tower from where I can make everyone tremble under my menacing stare?
If anything else, I'd make the path to said tower even more inacessible.
OK, let's pretend there is such a thing as "wheelchairs" and "disabled people" in the medieval fantasy world, and wheelchair-bound adventurers exist and go around fighting evil and stuff.
Why, oh why, me, as a dark lord villain who rules with an iron fist over the meek and impotent, would go out of my way to put fucking accessibility ramps in my ominous tower from where I can make everyone tremble under my menacing stare?
If anything else, I'd make the path to said tower even more inacessible.
@LoliHat @japananon BTW, I was reading the rules now, and what the fuck is this shit? The fucking wheelchair is so fucking awesome that it doesn't even have hit points, and it can withstand fucking 3 consecutive CRITICAL HITS (which, if I understood this correctly, means it needs 4 CONSECUTIVE criticals to be destroyed).
Fuck this shit, I'll make my entire dark tower of eternal doom with the same material used in these wheelchairs, and I'll also fit all my troops in armor and shields made from this same material.
Fuck this shit, I'll make my entire dark tower of eternal doom with the same material used in these wheelchairs, and I'll also fit all my troops in armor and shields made from this same material.
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@Suzu @japananon @LoliHat at that point it's stupid to even make rules for it. just say it is invulnerable but only when attached to a creature. then laugh when the bbeg has a fortress made of crippled people in wheelchairs that can't be touched and the players have to kill all of the cripples in order to expose the entrance to the fortress.
