@dushman yes. i told my mom about when prince charles was talking about being a tampon inside of his now wife camila

@marine @dushman I barely know what a tampon is because I have no bitches and no one told me and I don't feel like looking it up 💀

@fuggy @dushman oh, okay. so this is a tampon (pic); and it’s for period blood.

here’s part of the transcript of the call tho:

Charles: What about me? The trouble is I need you several times a week.

Camilla: Mmmm, so do I. I need you all the week. All the time.

Charles: Oh. God. I’ll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be

much easier!

Camilla: (laughing) “what are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers?

Both laugh

Camilla: Oh, You’re your’e going to come back as a pair of knickers.

Charles: Or, God forbid a Tampax. Just my luck! (Laughs)

Camilla: You are a complete idiot (Laughs) Oh, what a wonderful idea.

Charles: My luck to be chucked down the lavatory and go on and on forever

swirling round on the top, never going down.

Camilla: (Laughing) Oh, Darling!

Charles: Until the next one comes through.

Camilla: Oh, perhaps you could come back as a box.

Charles: What sort of box?

Camilla: A box of Tampax, so you could just keep going.

Charles: That’s true.

@marine @fuggy @dushman if you can't talk to your wife about being a tampon in her cooter your relationship isn't real

@beardalaxy @fuggy @dushman she was his mistress at the time. he was married to diana at the time

@marine @fuggy @dushman if you can't talk to your mistress about being a tampon in her cooter your relationship isn't real

@beardalaxy @fuggy @dushman if any man said they wanted to be a tampon in my vagina, i’m pretty sure i’d kill them

@marine @beardalaxy @dushman I can use my imagination to imagine myself in a situations dumbass
@marine @beardalaxy @dushman hurr durr ur not bipoc lesbacant gay so u can't speak on somethin hurr durr

Pls shut the fuck up

@fuggy @beardalaxy @dushman yeah, trannies imagine themselves in situations all the time. js.

@marine @beardalaxy @dushman I don't have to be a woman to know I would drop kick someone if they said something

Stupid femoid
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@fuggy @marine @dushman "you're not a woman"

"but if i was, hypothetically"

"but you're not a woman"

@Paulo @marine @beardalaxy @dushman I need to watch the anime or anime in general too busy tweaking my troonix install
@fuggy @marine @beardalaxy @dushman i haven't actually watched bocchi the rock myself lol
but you should stop being a nerd
@Paulo @marine @beardalaxy @dushman I think NixOS fixed my distro hopping my configs are really easy to change and manage now :P

https://github.com/nonetrix/nixdots
@fuggy @marine @beardalaxy @dushman with configs like that distro hopping is going to be easier than ever!

i'll just stick to arch until my riscv unix os is done (development hasn't started)
@Paulo @marine @beardalaxy @dushman my configs as they are currently are dependent on NixOS, however I think flakes can make them cross compatible but I am satisfied with NixOS as a distro. I also plan to move my server to NixOS and probably make configurations for my phone since Nix can be installed on Termux
@Paulo @beardalaxy @dushman @marine Nix flakes make managing different configs for different devices fairly easy I think

@beardalaxy @fuggy @dushman it’s not even that. It’s just fucking weird when people imagine being a woman.

@fuggy @marine @beardalaxy @dushman it has been decided, tonight i will masturbate to femboy hentai
@MischievousTomato @marine @beardalaxy @dushman no I still live with my parents how do I explain it without being a fucking werido
@MischievousTomato @marine @beardalaxy @dushman they will disown me if I say f slur and probably disown me when they find my social media eventually
@MischievousTomato @beardalaxy @dushman @marine they already think I'm neo Nazi just because I said I browse /g/ sometimes they will freak out if they find I'm slightly more right leaning
@fuggy @marine @beardalaxy @dushman > g
> neo nazi
the fact that they dont think youll end up becomeing a woman is hilarious. Or well, both neo nazi AND woman. And worse, a chinkpad user.

Anyway, shaave
@fuggy @marine @beardalaxy @dushman laptops are the best
i bet you love computers that guzzle electricity
you should be guzzling my cum fag
@fuggy @MischievousTomato @marine @beardalaxy @dushman wait your parents know about /g/
my parents don't even know about 4chan

You’re actually expecting people with zero perspective on a matter to speak somewhat accurately on the matter? What can you do?

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