i love mentally scarring people

@dushman yes. i told my mom about when prince charles was talking about being a tampon inside of his now wife camila

@fuggy @dushman oh, okay. so this is a tampon (pic); and it’s for period blood.

here’s part of the transcript of the call tho:

Charles: What about me? The trouble is I need you several times a week.

Camilla: Mmmm, so do I. I need you all the week. All the time.

Charles: Oh. God. I’ll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be

much easier!

Camilla: (laughing) “what are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers?

Both laugh

Camilla: Oh, You’re your’e going to come back as a pair of knickers.

Charles: Or, God forbid a Tampax. Just my luck! (Laughs)

Camilla: You are a complete idiot (Laughs) Oh, what a wonderful idea.

Charles: My luck to be chucked down the lavatory and go on and on forever

swirling round on the top, never going down.

Camilla: (Laughing) Oh, Darling!

Charles: Until the next one comes through.

Camilla: Oh, perhaps you could come back as a box.

Charles: What sort of box?

Camilla: A box of Tampax, so you could just keep going.

Charles: That’s true.

@marine @fuggy @dushman if you can't talk to your wife about being a tampon in her cooter your relationship isn't real

@beardalaxy @fuggy @dushman she was his mistress at the time. he was married to diana at the time

@marine @fuggy @dushman if you can't talk to your mistress about being a tampon in her cooter your relationship isn't real

@beardalaxy @fuggy @dushman if any man said they wanted to be a tampon in my vagina, i’m pretty sure i’d kill them

@fuggy @beardalaxy @dushman nigga, where’s your vagina?

@fuggy @beardalaxy @dushman yeah, trannies imagine themselves in situations all the time. js.