@ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon Asking Mormons why their church has over purchased 40% of stocks in Yum Foods

@BigDuck @Terry @ImperialAgent @VidMasterEon or have billions in big pharma

@BigDuck @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon I feel like they have some sort of plan

@1nter4ri @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon I mean they literally believe in magic underpants

I don't think even Satanists are as reddit and retarded as mormon.

@BigDuck @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon Wait I believe you but want to see context 👀

This sounds amazing

@1nter4ri @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon ill try and find it unless someone else posts it

@BigDuck @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon Ducks are very resourceful

@1nter4ri @Terry @ImperialAgent @BigDuck @VidMasterEon coming from someone who used to be mormon, yeah they believe in underpants that you are basically required to wear, they have symbols on them that mean different holy things and they believe that as long as you wear them you'll be protected from evil. there is plenty of mormon folklore of people's garments saving them from house fires, drowning, and such.

@beardalaxy @Terry @ImperialAgent @BigDuck @VidMasterEon No wonder they are so happy. Nothing bad ever going to happen to them. I always thought they were on uppers when I talk to one. Now this makes sense, it's the underwear 👀

@1nter4ri @beardalaxy @Terry @ImperialAgent @BigDuck @VidMasterEon so what happens when the underwear are off

@Varus @Terry @ImperialAgent @1nter4ri @BigDuck @VidMasterEon everyone shames you for not wearing them, and a lot of the mormon religion (or a lot of religion in general) revolves around shame and fear.

@beardalaxy @Varus @Terry @ImperialAgent @BigDuck @VidMasterEon Well yeah that basically every time I go to church

@1nter4ri @BigDuck @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon They have to waear these for some reason. It's something to do with freemasonry

@justnormalkorean @BigDuck @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon What do they believe it do?

What kind of magic do they have?

@1nter4ri @BigDuck @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon I think it's supposed to protect you from the devil. They have different use cases in the lodges though.

@justnormalkorean @BigDuck @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon The devil hates underwear

@1nter4ri @BigDuck @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon I mean you're not wrong

@BigDuck @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon I grew up as a LDS for sometime and half of the LDS faith is just telling you that you should not trust the govt or keep their money so you have to buy gold and stock. Being in the LDS is basically being a jew but instead of wanting to subvert the govt and play the games you want the govt to fuck off.

@TalmudTranslator @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon Considering their hero is Mitt Romney I'm not sure I believe the LDS about their stance on government

@BigDuck @TalmudTranslator @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon I always thought they innocent but delusional. They have the demeanor of children

@1nter4ri @Terry @ImperialAgent @BigDuck @TalmudTranslator @VidMasterEon most people who are in the church are either people who
1) were raised in it from birth and don't know anything else and the social dogma of leaving would be so much that they don't even consider it
2) are from third world countries and are either actually stupid or are just poor and want someone to take care of them

when i was training for a mission, they beat it into us practically that we had to ask someone if they wanted to get baptized after the very first lesson. they're pretty desperate for members as they're practically bleeding them at this point except for the babies born straight into it and the gullible people from the third world.

@beardalaxy @1nter4ri @Terry @ImperialAgent @BigDuck @TalmudTranslator @VidMasterEon The irony being that if they 'those kikes out in Utah' hadn't opened the doors for niggers, shitskins, and other migrants they might not be having this problem. Told my Mormon friend's that this just looks like another round of pretty typical Jewish subversion.

@1nter4ri @Terry @ImperialAgent @BigDuck @TalmudTranslator @VidMasterEon this isn't like, a hard statistic or anything, but i think this is pretty interesting to note.

pretty staggering difference in users and interaction.

i know, >reddit, but the exmormon sub is really interesting to read through, lots of heinous shit in there.

@1nter4ri @Terry @ImperialAgent @BigDuck @TalmudTranslator @VidMasterEon like this one, for instance. womp womp.

@1nter4ri @Terry @ImperialAgent @BigDuck @TalmudTranslator @VidMasterEon of course, most exmormons are liberal as shit, so they praise this kind of stuff lol. but it goes to show that the church is a bunch of balogna.

@beardalaxy @1nter4ri @Terry @ImperialAgent @BigDuck @VidMasterEon The reddit page is full of fags that want good boy points for saying "OMG I WAS IN A CULT GUISE". I never seen any abuse or wrong doing as a child in the church and I still have a good relationship with the church where they send me cards and little gifts on my birthday and christmas. Of course some stories are true but I'd trust mormons I never met with my life more than most people I have known for years. They are good people

@TalmudTranslator @Terry @ImperialAgent @1nter4ri @BigDuck @VidMasterEon idk the stories here reflect the discussions i've had with people IRL as well as my own experience. there are lots of people that do have a good experience for sure, and there are still good people in the church, but there's a lot of horrible shit too.

a lot of people talk about their experiences there as a way to vent and help cope with it because, at least in utah for sure, the social grip of mormonism is really strong for a lot of people and that can take a toll on your mental state.

but yes they are definitely faggots lol. i wish people who left the church didn't immediately latch on to some other brainwashing NPC shit but i guess that's typical human behavior.

@TalmudTranslator @Terry @ImperialAgent @1nter4ri @BigDuck @VidMasterEon a lot of it just talks about hypocrisy of the church in general, too.

@1nter4ri @BigDuck @TalmudTranslator @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon I have mormon family and live in a big mormon area. They are not breeding their brightest.

@Northman @BigDuck @TalmudTranslator @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon I always had this impression. But they always incredibly nice and polite. I was once hit on by one and it felt like a 7 year old in a 30 year old body talking to me.

@1nter4ri @BigDuck @TalmudTranslator @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon I love their effort to have big families and a strong community. But the freemason basis for their religion just means they basically judaized goyim and are obsessed with end times prophecy

@1nter4ri @Terry @ImperialAgent @BigDuck @Northman @TalmudTranslator @VidMasterEon mormon people are generally outwardly nice. a lot of it they really only do to keep up appearances. i'm not saying that every mormon person is totally fake or whatever but it's a pretty prevalent thing.

@beardalaxy @beardalaxy @1nter4ri @Terry @ImperialAgent @BigDuck @Northman @TalmudTranslator @VidMasterEon aren't they trad

@Varus @beardalaxy @1nter4ri @BigDuck @ImperialAgent @TalmudTranslator @Terry @VidMasterEon Mostly, yeah. But not strict trad in the sense the wife can't work or anything

@BigDuck @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon There are a bunch of sub sects of LDS since they started letting black people into heaven and no multiple wives. Mitt romney is the hero of the aw shucks I'm just a nice guy mainstream money grabbers of the LDS

@TalmudTranslator @BigDuck @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon I know and am friends with some several Mormons, fortunately or unfortunately. All of them hate niggers and hate Romney. There's a bit of a schism between the western and eastern sects of the church. Not one I know east of the Mississippi likes Utah either or wears their magic underwear. They keep it but they don't wear it from my understanding. One in particular is pretty fucking pissed off that LDS has been contributing heavily to a local migrant center. Basically said his threshold for rejecting the church entirely will be gay marriages. After that it's open season.

@Eiswald @TalmudTranslator @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon Who would win
Autistic Mormon schisms

Or
Catholics drawing Joe Biden as a literal saint

@Eiswald @TalmudTranslator @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon Catholics are going to any of the hells doesn't matter which for that kind of cringe

are they really drawing him as a saint? LMFAO

@ventkun @BigDuck @Terry @beardalaxy @ImperialAgent @TalmudTranslator @VidMasterEon Yeah please tell me this is some apostate amerishart church and not the Vatican which is almost worse but with way more authority.

@ventkun @Terry @beardalaxy @ImperialAgent @Eiswald @TalmudTranslator @VidMasterEon I saw them also drawing him as jesus christ or the messanger of god

These were also right wingers and not "catholic left" or mexicans

@Eiswald @Terry @ImperialAgent @BigDuck @TalmudTranslator @VidMasterEon people like this should leave now and stop holding onto it or waiting for X to happen before they leave officially. getting out of there feels like such a huge burden on your spirit being lifted.

@TalmudTranslator @Terry @ImperialAgent @BigDuck @VidMasterEon they only want the govt to fuck off so that they can *become* the govt. utah is pretty much run by mormons, they even have tunnels that go everywhere downtown and a big vault in the mountains to protect their secrets. that's not even a conspiracy, either.

@beardalaxy @Terry @ImperialAgent @BigDuck @VidMasterEon Yeah it is because of the weird history they had with the govt in the brigham young era. The only faith based military unit in US history was the mormon unit that cleared out the PNW of indians and put pressure for washington on the uk. The LDS was under the impression that deseret was a thing they were gonna be allowed to do and had a few conflicts with the army over it. It was going to go to full out war but the civil war was about to start so the govt in DC pumped the brakes and needed all of the army back home.

@TalmudTranslator @BigDuck @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon When they are baptized they are adopted into the tribe of israel.... they are actually jews in their minds

@BigDuck @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon They're serious preppers

@billy_hughes @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon It's funny hearing that mormons want to take over the world

When this is a literal depiction of mormons

@billy_hughes @ImperialAgent @beardalaxy @Terry @VidMasterEon Quick pack the emergency magic underpants

they are aspiring chosen

@dew_the_dew @ImperialAgent @Terry @beardalaxy @VidMasterEon As Poast's number 1 jewess respecter I take offense at this.

And the root of Mormon retardism is free masonry. Jews. 💁🏼‍♂️

@NotoriousDOG @Terry @GaryBussy @VidMasterEon mfw i need to know freemason handshakes to get into heaven