The fairy in Kakariko has been replaced by a giant hole into the darkness. And I finally saw one of the dragons. Naydra got into the hole. Not much to do there. I shot him, but his scale fell into the hole. 
I made it to Hateno and I have some thoughts.
There's been a squatter living in Link's house and that squatter is named Zelda. My weapon wall mounts are gone, replaced with a bunch of pictures I never took. At least the champions' photograph is still there, but who the fuck told this cunt she could live in MY house? Which, by the way, in her notes she refers to as HER house. Not "mine and Link's" just "my house". The nerve! She has an entire fucking castle and she comes occupy my tiny house in Hateno!
And then, this autistic bitch built a cave under the well! Critters could take residence there! And, in a way, one already has!
This is preposterous! :ragekitty :
But not as preposterous as the man in the dye shop being unable to do anything about my missing paraglider. He expects me to have it already. So it seems I just won't be paragliding over anything. My TotK doesn't come with a paraglider or photographs.
After all, I hear every copy of Tears of the Kingdom is personalised.
I made it to Hateno and I have some thoughts.
There's been a squatter living in Link's house and that squatter is named Zelda. My weapon wall mounts are gone, replaced with a bunch of pictures I never took. At least the champions' photograph is still there, but who the fuck told this cunt she could live in MY house? Which, by the way, in her notes she refers to as HER house. Not "mine and Link's" just "my house". The nerve! She has an entire fucking castle and she comes occupy my tiny house in Hateno!
And then, this autistic bitch built a cave under the well! Critters could take residence there! And, in a way, one already has!
This is preposterous! :ragekitty :
But not as preposterous as the man in the dye shop being unable to do anything about my missing paraglider. He expects me to have it already. So it seems I just won't be paragliding over anything. My TotK doesn't come with a paraglider or photographs.
After all, I hear every copy of Tears of the Kingdom is personalised.
@rasterman lol you gotta' do josha's quest to get the paraglider, to go into the depths.
@beardalaxy That name sounds familiar... I'll have to investigate.
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@rasterman she's the little sheikah girl at the lookout settlement by hyrule castle
@rasterman i've done plenty of investigating into her myself