Beard's dating life
The coolest girl I ever dated, at least not long distance, was 7 years ago. Things were going pretty damn well for those 5 or 6 months but then her best friend had an absolute self-destructive meltdown so they both moved away to help her get her life together or something like that. It was pretty unfortunate. That's probably the only girl I've dated that felt like she actually was attracted to me instead of just dating me because it was something to do. She actually sought me out when she saw my dating profile and we had a lot in common. Also the only girl I've ever spent the night with in the same bed. Damn man... That was really 7 years ago. I don't know if I'll find someone like that again.