@sjwProbably the stuff on his belt was contacting the slide, rather than his ass, which would make him slide super easy. If you've ever ridden McDonald's trays down the tube slide in the play place, it completely changes the game.
@sjw @chanon not to mention his weight. Apparently there is a sign that says "ages 5-12 only"
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