@MaleGoddess I go to a dental school and have been for a while to slowly but surely get my teeth fix, because they were fucked. It's extremely cheap, so the scam is less about getting money from you and more about getting experience for the students.

Now I take much better care of my teeth, I'm basically going in for an exam, a cleaning, getting my one last tooth fixed, then I'll be good for a bit unless I have another tooth chip.