Neither the current Happening, nor DRC acting like a broken piece of shit will stop the #BestVidyaGirlContest Final:

Samus Aran (Metroid) VS Tamamo-no-Mae (Fate/EXTRA)

Who truly deserves the title of Best Girl?

Use this link to see the full, updated results if you're on a non-DRC instance:

https://detroitriotcity.com/notice/AaXChOTLXDwPQxhtNw

@ChristiJunior Leftist, tranny-supporting faggot David Jaffe getting exposed as a retard by a single room in Metroid Dread.
DavidJaffeIsRetarded.mp4

@ChristiJunior@bae.st @ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com that's golden lol, i think dread has the least labyrinthian level design of any metroid game while still feeling like a labyrinth. it's so natural where to go at all points but you barely even recognize the game's guidance.

@beardalaxy Can you imagine just how badly Super Metroid would wreck that nigger? Let alone the original NES Metroid.

@ChristiJunior @beardalaxy Didn't he claim to have played Super?

@Rasterman @beardalaxy I'm sure he played Super Metroid - the 3-minute long trial version in Smash Bros. Brawl's Masterpieces mode.

@ChristiJunior @beardalaxy I don't remember: do you have to go through the intro? Because if so, I wonder how much farther after Ceres can you make it (if you can even make it).

@Rasterman @beardalaxy I never even knew this, but Brawl Super Metroid apparently has two save files: one at the beginning of the game, and another starting you off in Norfair with decent progression.

....I'm sure Jaffe just rage quit after dying to Ceres Ridley tho, this is the guy who got wrecked by the Dread brain mini-boss.

@ChristiJunior @rasterman apparently you can beat ocarina of time in the brawl demo lol