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bruh i was just about to fall asleep when i felt a spider crawling on my face and then my smoke alarm started fucking chirping DAMMIT
I CAN'T GET ANY PEACE
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@poopernova he's dead now i felt him crunch between my fingers before i threw him and only registered what happened after the fact, no idea where the body went
now i'm walking over to 7/11 at 1am because i can't fucking drive and all my roommates are either out of town or asleep 
I'VE ONLY SLEPT FOR LIKE 4 HOURS MAN I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT
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@beardalaxy Aww, spider's dead. Anyways hope you don't get mugged 
@poopernova I try not to kill spiders unless they actively fuck with me, and that guy actively fucked with me
Battery has been obtained though
