it's weird for me to think that there are people out there who actually have/had a crush on alyx vance and think she's hot. i really don't get it, she looks like an ugly dude who got plastic surgery to try and make himself look better. potentially one of the first examples of a game trying to make a girl look "average" when most women look far prettier than she does.

@beardalaxy 2004 was a different time man