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@MK2boogaloo the largest spiders we have now aren't even a foot long (thankfully). a lot of things have shrunk over time, so i wouldn't be surprised if there were larger spiders at one point.
there is a crab called the japanese spider crab that, while obviously not a spider, is fucking massive.
@beardalaxy I believe big spiders still exist, somewhere in the jungles of Amazon or the cursed land of Australia.
@beardalaxy @MK2boogaloo Coconut crab looks like a spider and could definitely crush a man's skull. They can crack open a coconut.
I bet they're delicious.
@cowanon @beardalaxy @MK2boogaloo So much meat! as long as it was raised with a decent diet it would probably be very yummy. Animals that large tend to take on the taste of their environment and what they ate, so if it's actually eating coconut it would be yummy. If it's eating rats and pigeons and garbage, not as much.
@BowsacNoodle @beardalaxy @MK2boogaloo @cowanon that makes me nervous over how the modern person tastes like
@kf01 @beardalaxy @MK2boogaloo @cowanon >Two cannibals sit down to eat their freshly cooked meal, a clown captured from a wrecked cruise ship. After taking a bite, the first one chews it a few times and stops, spits it out, and looks at the other and says, "does this taste funny to you?" The second cannibal replies, C̴̣̠͚̖̤̪̕͝Ǫ̴̡̝̗͍͔͕͚͇̥̥̭̘͚̜̪̫̮̕͟͡͏͏Ṉ̣͙̟̤̖̬͈͇̬S̨̝͈̰̖̬̲̫̱̻̞ͅ҉̷̸̷̧̛́̕͘̕͢͡͞Ų̧̯̼͖̮͕̬͇͓͖͡҉̡͏̶̧͘͡҉̸M̵̮̣͈̺̜̳͕͕̪̙͙̞͚̝̕E̵̫̪̜̼̙̣̗̬̠̠̯̭̦҉ ̷̶̶̨̧̛̜̫̙͔̥͔͖̯̖̣̯͎̯͔͙̞̘̀́̀͞͝͡͝͠͞F̸̼͉̣́͡͡͠͠͝҉͟L̡͎̖̞͖͚̦̳͇̘̫̱͟҉̷̷̴̶̵̸̨̧̛̛͘͠͠͞҉͏È̵̢̨̛̩͙̟͓̗͘͢͠͡ͅŞ̶̧̬͈͖̘̞̟̩̖̫̗͈̘̦͟͡҉͡H̷̙͙̩͕̳̝̹̝͔ ͉̭̼̮͙̰̺̮̪͎̟̲͕G̥̰͕̮̟͢҉̸̸̵̨̀̕͏̶̴̨̨͠҉Ḛ̟̥͓͓̤̻͓͚̠̲̻̜͞ͅ҉̷̵̷̶̸̴́͘͘͢͜͟͟͞͞Ţ̘̠̠̗͕͕͓̥̬͚̘̱̤̣̕ ̼͕̘̭̼̹̠͎̞͟҉҉̛͘͡҉͏̷͘͘͟҉̸̡̨͢҉͢͠E̻̘̬̮̟̝͍̱̙͔͟͝͏̵̶̷̷̶̢̧̛̀͟͜͟͡͏̢́͜X̶̵̴̡̢̛̮̞̘͈͖̀̀̕͘̕͢͟͠͝ͅC̶̡̮̲͉̰̘̺̼̗͢͝͠͞I̹̻̦̣̝͈̩̤͘͝T̘̬̞͍̟̘͙͚͚̥͔͖̪̗̹͉͢͠ͅÈ̴̴̛̲̗͕̬̹͕̣̯̮̱̩̱̣̪̬̣͔͡D̨͔̣͚̹͕͎͈̞̞̹̭͓̯̜͜ ̶̵̢̛̤̟̙͈̝̦̗͔͚͖͙̲͙͉̜̻̀͟͟͟͟͝͡͠҉͘̕F̛͚̥̜̪͓͞Ǫ̲̬͚̮͚̦̩͍͇̫͓͕͔͇͝͠҉̴̡́̀̀̀̕͘͞͞͡Ŗ̶̨̧͎̭̰̤͔͈̭̘̝͡͡͡ ̷̸̨̧͖̪̣̪̜̘̱̮̙͎̮͉̺̕͢͟͡͞͠͝҉̨͜͢N̵̵̵̡̕͢͜͏̴̷̸͟͜͠͝É̷̡̛̜̞̟̹̗̱̺͔͔̰̪̥͉̖̲̝̫̼̥͇͘̕͘͟͢͝͡X̶̴̴̢̛͕͔̰̫͇͓̻͖̘̼͇͈̝̘̀̕̕͟͜͡͡͠T̷̸̸̨̛͙̞̖̜̀́̀̀͘͘͘͟͟ ̨̻̮͕͇́F̵̟͍̫͍̞̞͔̩͔͟͏̵̵̧̧̛́͟͢͠͏̸̛L̢̝͇̩̤̩͔̭̞̰̰͕̭͈̬̭̪̗̠̤͙͏̧̀́͡͏̸̨҉̷̶̸̴̛͘͢͠͝E̝͓̹̟̺̩̯̮̳͈̞̬͍̮͓͡ͅS̡̛̞̥̤̙͓̀͟͢͜͏̶̢̀͜͝҉̷̧́͘H̸̴̡̨̛̳̼́́̕͜͟͢͜͝͡ͅ
@kf01 @beardalaxy @MK2boogaloo @cowanon Probably tastes like corn syrup and microplastics
@BowsacNoodle @beardalaxy oh I know them, they're kinda cool to be around but you must not absolutely touch them or you will lose one of your hand at the very least.
@MK2boogaloo @beardalaxy Crab version of a snapping turtle? Are they docile or will they flip out if you go near them?
@BowsacNoodle @beardalaxy they're okay to be around, just you know be careful to not touch them. They're kinda slow too.
