Art post of the day, my goal is to get you thinking and looking at art that isn't anime titties.

You enter a restaurant and a table of people turn to look at you. The man has an angry expression and the married woman (by her traditional head covering) has a look of seduction. Her parted lips are hovering close to the p h a l l i c shaped decanter with a knife and sharp fork in her hands. The unmarried woman looks amused behind her glass of wine. Even the cat is judging you. ​What did you do?

In a Roman Osteria
Oil on canvas c. 1866 by Danish painter Carl Bloch