ENOUGH OF THIS DARK ELF HIGH ELF NONSENSE
ELVES SHOULD BE TINY
AND THEY SHOULD MAKE COOKIES OR BUILD SHOES
ELVES SHOULD BE TINY
AND THEY SHOULD MAKE COOKIES OR BUILD SHOES
FAIRIES USED TO BE BADASS, LIKE OBERON OR MAB
THEY WOULD MAKE PEOPLE SLEEP FOR FIFTY YEARS OR TURN THEIR HEAD INTO A DONKEY JUST TO BE FUNNY
(NOT A DONKEY'S HEAD, AN ENTIRE DONKEY)
EVER SINCE TOLKIEN, ELVES AND FAIRIES GOT SWAPPED. NOW ELVES ARE BIG AND SCARY AND FAIRIES ARE TINY LITTLE THINGS
THEY WOULD MAKE PEOPLE SLEEP FOR FIFTY YEARS OR TURN THEIR HEAD INTO A DONKEY JUST TO BE FUNNY
(NOT A DONKEY'S HEAD, AN ENTIRE DONKEY)
EVER SINCE TOLKIEN, ELVES AND FAIRIES GOT SWAPPED. NOW ELVES ARE BIG AND SCARY AND FAIRIES ARE TINY LITTLE THINGS
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@MeBigbrain the keebler elves still exist and they still make bomb ass cookies
