@lamp whoever is going to swim in this is not, in fact, "swimming in it"

@Loverlxver a month? wow, that's crazy. i'd blow through it in a week tops.

@Loverlxver @beardalaxy

You need lube to wank? Weak men create weak societies, my ancestors bangd foids with spit.

@gnarley_boot @Loverlxver usually i use motor oil

@beardalaxy @Loverlxver

Found the car club member.

@gnarley_boot@norwoodzero.net @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club if you’re horny enough you’ll try anything once 😅

@Loverlxver @gnarley_boot@norwoodzero.net @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club extremely true words, that is

@gnarley_boot @Loverlxver gun oil comes in 2nd

@gnarley_boot @Loverlxver only the manliest of lubricants here

@beardalaxy @Loverlxver

Hate to be the weirdo in the convo, but a healthy foid should not need lube (OP was more of a shipost). Wahmen get "wet" when they are really attracted to you. She's not wet, she's going through some motions so attain money and attention from you, simple as.

If a foid is really into you, she'll sit parked in a car in the dark with you and still want to grab your dick.

@gnarley_boot @Loverlxver stop speaking logically in a shitpost fuckin weirdo

@beardalaxy @Loverlxver

logical posting is addictive, it's hard to be "dumbed down"

@beardalaxy verified purchase!?