Mother fuckers will break their expensive door handle before dialing 911 and saying they're locked in their bedroom
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@Shadowman311 I actually broke the handle off of the smart door lock at work once because it had an error and locked me outside in 0 degree weather. All of my stuff including my jacket was locked inside and it was like 12am. Thought I was gonna have to sleep in a tarp that night, but thankfully some guy was closing up his shop and I was able to call my brother to pick me up. I was still outside for like an hour, freezing.

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