Just starting Ocarina of Time 3D. The small 3DS screen works great to diminish the impact of such dark age graphics.

I'm still on the intro. The Deku Tree from BotW appears in this game. And there's a fairy character that talks and is not a large fairy.

WTF is a Kokiri? Link lives inside the Deku Tree? It's very early. I'm mid-way through a dialogue, but had to stop when I noticed this game reuses the "home" theme from Minish Cap. We've got another game with a kid Link, it seems.

Link is the son of the Deku Tree, or so I gather. The fairy seems to be a part of the gameplay. I'm guessing she's the game's gimmick, like Ezlo in Niggish Cap.

Link auto-jumps near a ledge. I'm not sure if this is gonna be a good idea...

So it's a town of parasitic elf people who live off the Deku Tree. Controls seem fine so far.

OK, I was at the starting area, and within two minutes got into the Lost Woods and I'm now at the entrance to Goron City. This game is DEFINITELY smaller than BotW. WTF.

I can't get in, though, so I guess I need to fuse a kinstone piece with some villager or other.

I'm lost in the Lost Woods.

I keep finding nigger scarecrows but I can't attack them.

Surely there's a weapon around here somewhere...

I got out of the Lost Woods.

I have no found the tutorial characters that explain how the interface works.

The interface looks good. The bottom screen has lots of info and the gameplay screen is clean.

I also found a training area for my sword... EXCEPT I HAD NO SWORD!

I went into an area with an Indiana Jones boulder and found a Kokiri Sword. Things are picking up.

I'm getting mildly annoyed by the fairy flying around me all the time, even though there's a button to tell it to hide... it just comes out again when I move.

Equipped with a weapon, all the fighting advice I read now makes sense.

I might be able to kill the nigger scarecrows in the Lost Woods.

There's a Sheikah stone that gives hints. It doesn't seem to cost money. Is this like the Earthbound hint guy that gives you tips without directly spoiling what you gotta do or is it gonna spoil it? 'cause I regretted not going to the hint guy in EB after finding out he mostly has funny dialogue that happens to point you in the right direction; but would prefer no spoilers from the stone.

I'm off to the Lost Woods. Retard Face said I need to also have a shield, so I don't think he'll let me through just yet.

@Rasterman just glitch past him...with the appropriate memory manipulation and glitches you can warp straight to the final credits..

@Frondeur Would that count as "having played Ocarina of Time"?