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@Suzu dammit why'd they have to use this song
@Suzu @beardalaxy External heating rods suck imo. After warming up and sticking your dick in (granted it feels great), the warmth vanishes in like 10 seconds. Too much hassle 
@Tamamo @beardalaxy yeah, I don't really care about heating, and would never buy a separate heating rod because I know I'll never use it.
It's just that this one comes with one, and it's part of the cover, so you can quickly heat it before opening it up to use, so
It's just that this one comes with one, and it's part of the cover, so you can quickly heat it before opening it up to use, so
@Suzu @Tamamo @beardalaxy the fuck is that? A dildo 
Suzu, are you stuffing things up your poop chute? Also heating
WHAT DA HELL???? 
Suzu, are you stuffing things up your poop chute? Also heating
WHAT DA HELL????
I shudder just thinking what may happen if they malfunction. The one I got at least uses an external heating rod, so if anything happens the only thing that will melt will be the rubber onahole, and not my dick.