It's over for you and your lot. Me? I will unplug the White Power forever.
I forgot, what is "hot chip" again?
I had that thing and I utterly hated it. No taste, all pain.
If it's hot, it should at least be flavorful, or you're just showing off
It's extremely hot but flavorless, the chip has the most awful texture and flavor to it. Basically, you're eating something that is just made to be explicitly painful. It has zero taste, a horrible texture profile and what comes next isn't worth it. Swollen lips, washing your hands multiple times over because it's so hot your lacrimal response is going off and you can't see, every breath you take feels like inhaling needles, and it destroys your stomach and causes everything therein to turn into a foul liquid. It takes days to filter out.
While trying to sleep after having eaten the chip, it felt a lot like I'd eaten something that pierced through my viscera, I was sweating profusely and attempted to vomit but couldn't and was too afraid to in the end because I'm an emetophobe and I didn't want to risk anything getting into my nasal passages.
It was without a doubt the most terrible thing I've gone through in my entire life. Bar none. I've been put in handcuffs, I've been beaten up, I've been shot in my hand, and this was far and away the worst thing I can think of in my life.
The lamest worst thing of all time, at least you ate a chip made out of the surface of the sun
I can't decide what hurt more, methotrexate straight into my arms when I was 8 (which left me with barely functional veins) or when they fucked up post-hip replacement surgery and didn't hook up my morphine both times.
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@Paleloon @Terry @Dudebro @Owl @The_Almighty_Kek @Cavendish @King_Noticer @Xeraser thankfully i haven't had any major injuries, just some broken bones here and there. nothing that's ever required surgery (other than wisdom teeth, and that hurt like a bitch). worst pain ever though is definitely after having a grand mal seizure. imagine how your legs feel after leg day, multiply it by 3, and that pain exists throughout your entire body. then on top of that you have anything you broke/cut during the fall/seizing (your muscles can break your bones), nausea and confusion.
i would still probably rather have that pain than have to deal with a spicy chip turning my insides out though.
