@EdBoatConnoisseur @beardalaxy yeah i love it

@lain @beardalaxy Dunno, i've never heard of a card game older than 10 years that is good

@EdBoatConnoisseur @beardalaxy so you're like a tcg pedo

@lain @beardalaxy If you play mtg you are a grannyfucker of the tcg world.

Pot of Greed is still banned in YuGiOh so it's trash too. I've never met anybody who PLAYS the Pokemon TCG, only collect the cards

I'm unaware of any other TCGs

@NateHiggers1488 @beardalaxy @lain Nigga time walk was the one card that made blue the deck to play in MtG

@EdBoatConnoisseur @NateHiggers1488 @beardalaxy @lain These niggas two-day ain't be knowin' on naur time walk and it's unbelievable powers.

@catmanmancat @NateHiggers1488 @beardalaxy @lain Just play a copy of time walk every turn, all other colors cry.

@NateHiggers1488 @beardalaxy @lain Real on the pokemon tcg, only ever seen niggas who collect, none that play.

@NateHiggers1488 @lain @EdBoatConnoisseur my brother plays Pokémon tcg, recently won a local too so that's pretty cool. There's a kid from my state that got kicked out of a major for laughing at pronouns by some reddit mod TO. people raised a bunch of money for him to recover his travel and hotel costs.

@EdBoatConnoisseur @lain I have never been a huge card game guy but I feel like the card games that have been around that long have had so much shit added to them that they are entirely different games at this point. Like I wonder if there are people who do Pokémon tournaments where you can only use cards up to the year 2005 or something. Kind of similar to how people still play smash melee or soul calibur 2.

@EdBoatConnoisseur @lain @beardalaxy MTG was good right up until around the time when they redid the card border art to be more "modern" in 2003

Looks worse and is also when they started to change mechanics terms and introducing powercreep

Not since (((Hasbro))) bought it

WotC died when they were bought by the kikes

@NateHiggers1488 @beardalaxy @lain @EdBoatConnoisseur Latest edition of the Dungeon Master's Guide apparently has an entire section on respecting your players' "triggers"

That's it. Everyone's getting gang-raped and enslaved by hobgoblins

@TrevorGoodchild @NateHiggers1488 @beardalaxy @lain @EdBoatConnoisseur the goblin slaver spits in your mouth

Don't let Sapphire see this, he'd consent to shortstack gobbos draining his seed.

Gnolls. They should be molested by gnolls.

@TrevorGoodchild @lain @NateHiggers1488 @EdBoatConnoisseur yeah it talks about asking players to fill out sensitivity forms lmao

Look I'm all for being respectful at the table and not making things weird, but if I ever have a player ask for some shit like that I'm just kicking them out full stop. Massive red flag and I don't want to have to sanitize shit and walk on eggshells just so one player who is extremely mentally unwell can be happy.

@TrevorGoodchild @NateHiggers1488 @beardalaxy @lain @EdBoatConnoisseur Lmao yesterday when I was making this joke I tried to find an image of a female hobgoblin, instead what I got was bugbears gang raping their way through all the humanoids.