Maija :blobcathearttrans: :gentoo:
that sounds about right
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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader:
@maija I posted mine in the morning but I can't be arsed to find it lol

Big cringe at the last one though
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Maija :blobcathearttrans: :gentoo:
@nerthos i like both romantic and nonromantic sex but theyre very different things for me i can have either. i can be extremely exclusive or not and same goes for relationships
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@maija @nerthos Sex without romance is boring and you might as well just goon. The only time I've been interested in experimenting with casual sex was with a girlfriend (picking up a third girl) and even that I didn't like. The reality isn't fun, it's just awkward.

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Maija :blobcathearttrans: :gentoo:
@k @nerthos i enjoy it but i enjoy romantic far far more
its much better than masturbation but not THAT great
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Maija :blobcathearttrans: :gentoo:
@k @nerthos also its pretty great when bringing in fetishes
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Hot Karla Korn Klub

@maija @nerthos I wouldn't be with a woman who wasn't willing to do 90% of what I want, so I've never needed casual sex for that.

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Hot Karla Korn Klub

@maija @nerthos I'm also not that fetishistic even though I have a high sex drive. I have a few weird things I like but I'm not into weird sex culture. I usually have to act crazier than I am to keep women happy because they want me to be more explicitly violent than I naturally am.

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Maija :blobcathearttrans: :gentoo:
@k @nerthos im incredibly fetishistic mostly in more normal fetishes like latex and bdsm stuff but also in very weird ways like ageplay and unironically getting off to trains
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Hot Karla Korn Klub

@maija @nerthos I don't care about role play stuff. Most girls I wind up with want to age play like they're younger, which is probably bc I have a type. I go for very small women. My tallest was 5'4" but I rarely go above 5'1" or above 110 lbs.

The size difference is cute but I don't get off on it the way they seem to.

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@maija @nerthos Honestly even though I'm not entirely serious when I say all women are pedophiles, I'm not completely joking either. It comes up with an uncomfortable amount of them.

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Sir Anthony Bacon
They also like to watch you pee for some reason. Women are really dirty when it comes to sex stuff and it's most of them. It's a thing
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@Tony @maija @nerthos >Watch

They want to hold it while you pee.

Men are innocent creatures in a world of perverted foids out to violate us.

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beard :meru_dab:
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@k @Tony @maija @nerthos my best friend and his wife pee at the same time lmaooo if that's not true love idk what is

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Maija :blobcathearttrans: :gentoo:
@beardalaxy @k @Tony @nerthos i will never have that wtf i fantasize about that! :cry:
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@beardalaxy @Tony @maija @nerthos That is definitely not true. How would that even work? He's just bragging bc he knows you'll be too impressed to call him out.

Challenge him. "Let me sit in or it didn't happen."

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Maija :blobcathearttrans: :gentoo:
@k @Tony @beardalaxy @nerthos i want a guy to pee down my throat and chest while i pee in a litterbox or a tub or outside i want to only be given food in the form of slop mixed with piss and cum i want to be chained up outside in the mud and rain and to be pissed on and stepped and kicked with his muddy boots i want him to record what a mess i am and me pissing outside to humiliate me further with i want him to make me pee in a bowl and then feed it to me later 😭
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Sir Anthony Bacon
oh god, why
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Maija :blobcathearttrans: :gentoo:
@Tony @beardalaxy @nerthos @k im just really horny rn im sorry bro :sxn_lip_bite:
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Sir Anthony Bacon
ew, don't show bulge, you never show bulge
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Sir Anthony Bacon
Your legs look like chopsticks.
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beard :meru_dab:

@maija @Tony @nerthos @k

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Sir Anthony Bacon
Mid. 4/10
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shitpisscum
@maija @Tony @beardalaxy @nerthos @k
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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader:
@maija @Tony @beardalaxy @k One of the posts of all time, based
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Maija :blobcathearttrans: :gentoo:
@nerthos @Tony @beardalaxy @k


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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader:
@maija @Tony @beardalaxy @k Surprisingly heterosexual post lmao
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Maija :blobcathearttrans: :gentoo:
@nerthos @Tony @beardalaxy @k theres not a lot of good arr of this with penises, those are usually cumming in the mouth, which is a good way to face instant regret
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@maija @beardalaxy @Tony @nerthos what the fuck is arr

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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader:
@k @Tony @beardalaxy @maija Bro don't be piratephobic
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@nerthos @beardalaxy @Tony @maija Pirates at least filtered the AIDS with rum

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Maija :blobcathearttrans: :gentoo:
@k @Tony @beardalaxy @nerthos art
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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader:
@maija @Tony @beardalaxy @k A true chud cums where he pleases
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@nerthos @beardalaxy @Tony @maija (in the sour cream)

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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader:
@k @Tony @beardalaxy @maija https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNWS8EvZG20
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Maija :blobcathearttrans: :gentoo:
@k @Tony @beardalaxy @nerthos do those mix well? i reallt like cum and sour cream and cum in food and eating that so
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@maija @beardalaxy @Tony @nerthos I believe you. I don't eat sour cream so Idk. I just give it to the local Mexican place for free and they never turn down free shit (it's why they cum here)

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Sir Anthony Bacon
this thread is giving me cancer.

Forget the cigarettes, tony died because maija gave him cancer
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Maija :blobcathearttrans: :gentoo:
@Tony @beardalaxy @nerthos @k im eating aome queso ruffles rn theyre really good you want any?
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Maija :blobcathearttrans: :gentoo:
@nerthos @Tony @beardalaxy @k i got arrested for thaf last time
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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader:
@maija @Tony @beardalaxy @k Police jealously
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@nerthos @beardalaxy @Tony @maija There is nothing more heterosexual than piss. Unless it turns out to be gay piss, then you don't fw that piss.

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shitpisscum
@maija @Tony @beardalaxy @nerthos @k I know I'm meant to be horny about piss or whatever but what the fuck is going on here? Only one terminal, not connected to anything, meanwhile there are cables comnig out of individuall cells (also never saw cell caps that stick out like that but let's skip that for now. Also 6 caps (right) but 8 cells (wrong)). I'm seeing 6 electrodes, 3 pairs (I assume nipples, labia and dildos would each be a pair) which means 4 volts per pair, aka these metal clips would be more uncomfortable than any king of "shock" you would get with this setup (none, not even full 12 volts can give any unless maybe you lick both electrodes lol).
TLDR Don't let whoever made this help you with changing car batteries
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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader:
@shitpisscum @Tony @beardalaxy @maija @k Based electrical analysis

The horny can't into electricity
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shitpisscum
@nerthos @Tony @beardalaxy @maija @k yea it's way too distracting, just make the wires disappear out of frame or something so I can focus on the horny
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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader:
@shitpisscum @Tony @beardalaxy @maija @k Bitches want me becuase I'm a certified electrician
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shitpisscum
@nerthos @Tony @beardalaxy @maija @k not really certified but can definitely give you much better shocks than whoever drew that thing 🤤
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Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader:
@shitpisscum @Tony @beardalaxy @maija @k Me showing up to the crazy bitch's house with a pack of condoms, an extension cord and a flyback
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shitpisscum
@nerthos @Tony @beardalaxy @maija @k :cumchair:
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