@Inginsub walking simulator with goofy dialogue, odd celebrity cameos, piss and fecal weapons, and out of place product placement. Any ounce of intrigue I had for this game was lost when I saw monster energy and TV show ads with Sam's actor in them. Hideous Kojumbo at his finest, surely.
@Inginsub there's a theory that Konami actually had no idea about PT or Silent Hills and that Kojima went behind their backs using his industry cred to get it put up on the PS store.