Kirby theory: since he is basically a walking black hole or whatever, I theorize all the enemies he swallows up are merely displaced temporally, hence why they respawn, and why he stands around kumbaya-style with enemies at the end of every game instead of…you know, burying mass graves of all the hundreds of DeDeDe goons or native wildlife he consoomed
…ignore all the enemies he bombs and slashes
@RehnyNytes256 kirby is basically a portable hole
@RehnyNytes256 do NOT put your pp in kirby it'll be gone