@creamqueen @mischievoustomato @Witch_Hunter_Siegfried @M_39 @Loki it's gay to just exist tbh. eat a banana? gay. bend over to pick something up? gay. grab the stick shift in your car? gay. masturbating? hella gay. you're touching a dick man.
@M_39 @creamqueen @mischievoustomato @Witch_Hunter_Siegfried @Loki masturbating is only straight if you close your eyes or look away tbh