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Guys masturbating: *hiding behind the hot water tank, in a half state of constantly praying no one walks in and sees, filled with shame and self loathing after because he fantasized about a girl he knows personally getting romantically impregnated*
Girls masturbating: *looking like Freiza going Super DUPER Saiyan* HHHYYYRRRRRRRRRRRNNN I'M PISSING MYSELF (IT'S PISS) OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!! MOM GET THE CAMERA *mom doesn't because she's out getting another abortion*
Guys masturbating: *hiding behind the hot water tank, in a half state of constantly praying no one walks in and sees, filled with shame and self loathing after because he fantasized about a girl he knows personally getting romantically impregnated*
Girls masturbating: *looking like Freiza going Super DUPER Saiyan* HHHYYYRRRRRRRRRRRNNN I'M PISSING MYSELF (IT'S PISS) OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!! MOM GET THE CAMERA *mom doesn't because she's out getting another abortion*
@thomasroiloup ITS NOT PISS I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL
@mushroom_soup @thomasroiloup the f*male "body" is a shitshow of failfaggotry
@patriarchalape @thomasroiloup I have experienced it and I know that it isn't piss
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@mushroom_soup @patriarchalape @thomasroiloup it is probably piss in porn and that's what makes guys think that it is piss all the time no matter what
@beardalaxy @patriarchalape @thomasroiloup I've heard that a lot of cum isn't even real in porn. How depeessing
@mushroom_soup @beardalaxy @patriarchalape Just milk and hand lotion, a lot of cocks aren't real, I mean in 3D meatspace porn anyway, I almost exclusively look at 2D perfection porn.
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@thomasroiloup @mushroom_soup @patriarchalape I think they use some concocktion of like flour and something else, whatever it is its supposed to be like body safe
