ひげ
I just had to help some fucking retarded ass probably illegal mother fucker with his Uber order at our store and after like 10 minutes of him not understanding very basic concepts like different colors and numbers, he ended up just marking it as us not having anything the person was looking for and leaving the store.
I FUCKING HATE THESE PEOPLE I NEED THEM DEPORTED YESTERDAY! 
I don't even care if they're citizens if you can't speak as well as a preschooler and your IQ is room temperature GET THE FUCK OUT
And this is right after I had to explain to another retarded Mexican that helium condenses in the cold so I wasn't going to refill his balloons 
I already have to deal with retards on a daily basis, don't make me deal with retards that also can't speak English...
