@beardalaxy @Yako @chainsaw_appreciator does that even matter at this point?

he is still in the game, even if he is slightly less cancerous that doesnt save the fact that he is still an E-rated claptrap in a FUCKING METROID GAME

no amount of cope or excuses can vindicate the existence of such an out of place character

even if he gets mercd a few hours into the game(which seems to not happen according to reviewers) why would metroid ever need such a type of joke?

metroid is not the game where you put marvel tier humor no matter your reason

dude, it's okay to not have to defend everything nintendo does, no one is forcing you to play devils advocate, this is fucking trash and a stain on metroid through and through don't try to defend it because no matter how good your intentions are you're just doing more harm to the ip than actually helping

@rlier23 @beardalaxy @Yako @chainsaw_appreciator i just hope the redditor gets turned into some repulsive creature that needs to get killed.

redditors are already repulsive creatures that need to get killed!

@EdBoatConnoisseur @Yako @beardalaxy @chainsaw_appreciator to me his mere existence is the greatest reason i need to forget this game exists

i was honestly hyped for it and it had me on edge wether or not to buy a switch 2

guess that temptation is dead now

@rlier23 @Yako @beardalaxy @chainsaw_appreciator okay, saw the trailer, despite the stupid presentation, those federation troopers saying "i can't wait to see my family" and "hope we can keep the gang together once we get back home" instantly means they all die, calling it now the federation troopers will die no matter how hard ya try to save them.

https://youtu.be/7mBR0H1F5hs

@rlier23 @beardalaxy @chainsaw_appreciator yeah thats true, but still i feel extremely fucking retarded to not realize that this is fake... its so obvious :kek_pain:

the shit thats real and is in the game still dogshit tho

@rlier23 @Yako @chainsaw_appreciator i honestly never had any interest in this game to begin with but you're freaking out way too much about me just saying the OP isn't a real video lol chill out

@beardalaxy @Yako @chainsaw_appreciator for someone who doesnt care you seemed pretty eager to put up other excuses like "oh he surely will get mercd early in the game"
@rlier23 @beardalaxy @chainsaw_appreciator when miles dies, the game over says "federation soldier killed" not "miles killed", and there's 5 other federation soldier characters in the log menu beside miles, so expect 5!!!! more characters that talks :laughingatyou: :laughingatyou: :laughingatyou: :laughingatyou: :laughingatyou: :laughingatyou: :laughingatyou: :laughingatyou:
@rlier23 @beardalaxy @chainsaw_appreciator btw literally the first federation soldier the trailer shows :laugh_evil: idk if its just gonna be in cutscenes or an actual companion character but still.
@rlier23 @Yako @beardalaxy @chainsaw_appreciator I wish I could go into the cryopod; so I can wait for gynoids or genetically bioengineered fox girl.
@beardalaxy @chainsaw_appreciator @rlier23 even IGN says he's bad and annoying... IGN :kekbean: also and if its not enough that he's an annoying redditor, he actually says what to do god of war style.... :keknuke:
@rlier23 @Yako @beardalaxy @chainsaw_appreciator It matters because this is easily 100 times worse than the dialogue that's actually in the game.

It also makes people look really stupid if they believe something that's obviously fake.
@LittleTom @rlier23 @beardalaxy @chainsaw_appreciator to be fair, this is actually how many modern games are written nowadays so its not completely out of possibility for metroid to be like this (especially that they did actually put marvel jokes so if they hire the average modern writer it could had been like this), if i would had just check when the game will actually release or look back the older, actually real clips of the character and hear that the voice is completely different then i would had know it was fake too :brainlet4:
@LittleTom @beardalaxy @chainsaw_appreciator @rlier23 also now that i actually listened the real ones, its not actually THAT far off lmao, especially if the fake one would had used the character's actual voice and not a soyboy reddit voice
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