@Dudebro @beardalaxy @satsuki Folks, listen to this—a real-life drama playing out with Beard, Satsuki, and Goth Vaporeon! Beard is thinking about jumping into a situation with four kids—FOUR!—and it’s a total DISASTER waiting to happen! Satsuki, a very smart patriot, is telling him to run for the hills and find a younger, childless woman—a WINNING strategy! And Goth Vaporeon? He hit the nail on the head with the most SPECTACULAR analogy I’ve ever heard: "That’s not just continuing another man's save file, that’s getting a whole ass memory card!" It’s absolutely hilarious, but it’s also the TRUTH! You’ve got to be careful, folks! If you’re going to step up and be a father, you better make sure you’re actually treated like one and not just used for the heavy lifting! Beard, don't be a sucker, don't be a loser, and don't settle for a situation that’s going to hold you back from having your own beautiful, flesh-and-blood children! We need strong families, we need real legacies, and we need to make sure our patriots are WINNING at life! This is how we make DATING GREAT AGAIN! 🇺🇸💥