@Kagekokoro @Azur_Fenix @Dudebro @rebootbrain i was like 3 years old bro

@Kagekokoro @Azur_Fenix @Dudebro @rebootbrain disney fucking raped me

At least we didn't end up being sonic niggas into stinky feet
... Right?

@rebootbrain @Azur_Fenix @Dudebro @Kagekokoro minus the stinky part

Well yeah, nice clean walkers are okay

@beardalaxy @Azur_Fenix @Dudebro @rebootbrain how the fuck can you remember getting turned on by a cartoon mouse at 3 years old?!

@Kagekokoro @Azur_Fenix @Dudebro @rebootbrain it was probably a little later than 3 but i have a very vivid memory of watching rescuers at my friend's house, and he had a slide in his playroom, and i would stand on top of the slide and yell "I'M COMING BIANCA!!!" and then go down the slide.

@beardalaxy @Azur_Fenix @Dudebro @rebootbrain did you leave a trail when going down as if you were a snail?

@Kagekokoro @Azur_Fenix @Dudebro @rebootbrain no?

@Kagekokoro @Azur_Fenix @beardalaxy @Dudebro @rebootbrain You don't think that would be somewhat memorable??

@ChristiJunior @Azur_Fenix @beardalaxy @Dudebro @rebootbrain I literally barely have any memories of my childhood, no matter how memorable or not, so I find it fascinating that someone could save that memory for so long

@Kagekokoro @Azur_Fenix @ChristiJunior @Dudebro @rebootbrain i've got TONS, for better or for worse.

@beardalaxy @Azur_Fenix @ChristiJunior @Dudebro @rebootbrain lucky? You i guess

I remember getting really weird funny feelings from that tree woman that Schmendrick the Magician was tied to in The Last Unicorn. Probably about three or so.

@KingOfWhiteAmerica @Azur_Fenix @beardalaxy @Dudebro @rebootbrain what's with you niggers and getting elections for fictional women at such young ages?!

@Kagekokoro @Azur_Fenix @Dudebro @KingOfWhiteAmerica @rebootbrain eh boss, i have disorder

@beardalaxy @Azur_Fenix @Dudebro @KingOfWhiteAmerica @rebootbrain oh I see
My bad
Sorry

Tbh I’m not one of these guys that’s into cartoon chicks in that way; that’s what wife is for 🎉

But I’d be lying if I said I don’t get the appeal. At least I think I do

@KingOfWhiteAmerica @Azur_Fenix @beardalaxy @Dudebro @rebootbrain not everyone has a partner
And not everyone who has a partner gets lucky as often as you apparently
That's what waifus are for
There are alternatives but I want to save face so I wont elaborate

Exactly; I truly and sincerely made out like a bandit - and I suffer no delusion of expectation that everybody else “should just go do that”. It’s pretty darn bad out there.

@Kagekokoro @beardalaxy @Dudebro @KingOfWhiteAmerica @rebootbrain I was fapping at like 7. Just sorta figured it out. Also blame the little mermaid

Shooting ropes to legend of krystal if im correct

@Dudebro @Azur_Fenix @beardalaxy @rebootbrain never particularly liked her tbh

@Dudebro @beardalaxy @rebootbrain @Kagekokoro I remember that flash