@Kerosene They should invent toothpaste that doesn't taste like fucking mint.
Oral-B betrayed the human race when they stopped doing their bubblegum flavoured kids' toothpaste, but thankfully some other company finally noticed the MASSIVE FUCKING GLARING HOLE IN THE MARKET and is putting out a small variety. Whenever I go into a chemist I buy like 6 tubes because I can't guarantee it'll still be there next time, because, surprisingly, it's extremely popular!