I had a dream a few nights ago that I was back in middle school again with my roommate (who is 10 years younger than me) except I was a girl for some reason. We were walking to the school, the same route I used to walk irl, and my main concern was that people would think I was gay because I was in to girls and not guys.

Even in dreams where I'm a woman I'm still into chicks. Checkmate, atheists.