@beardalaxy what about the cute girl npcs
@pettanko @beardalaxy there are none, you need mods for that. bugthesda was decades ahead on the whole "woke" thing.
@GrungeQueef @beardalaxy I haven’t played Oblivion in years but I remember liking the necrophiliac shopkeeper.
@GrungeQueef @beardalaxy @King_Noticer @RealRaul @pettanko I don't like elves and never will like me because they lack immortality and they shorter than me
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@The_Vampire_Brigade @GrungeQueef @King_Noticer @RealRaul @pettanko depends on the elf. Tolkien's elves are immortal and even if they die they can be reincarnated. They're also pretty damn tall.
@beardalaxy @GrungeQueef @King_Noticer @RealRaul @pettanko But I still hate elves because they come in black or White where as vampires come only in White
@The_Vampire_Brigade @GrungeQueef @King_Noticer @RealRaul @pettanko this man has clearly never heard of blacula 
@beardalaxy @GrungeQueef @King_Noticer @RealRaul @pettanko I make it illegal vampires are only post to be White like the strigoi from the strain
