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I'M WAKING UP
TO ASH AND DUST
I WIPE MY ASS AND I SLAP MY NUTS
Homeless kitteh stealth camping in the Walmart
Elon Musk swapped his brain with Neuralink to a superior life form
>woman gets butt plug stuck in her rectum
>can’t get it out
>decides to use laxatives
>eats recommended dose of 2 edible laxative chews
>does nothing
>eats 2 more
>nothing
>eats 8 more
>they’re slow acting
>begins to experience GI distress
>comes to the ER
>has massive diarrhea blast
>buttplug rolls onto the floor
>mfw

社長席は梅吉にも奪われたことがありあます(笑)

How do you know someone programs in Rust?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

apparently there are already switch 2's being passed around on the black market. that's insane.

for anyone curious, here's the app i'm using to download my entire deezer library. it has a lot of other really cool functions too, wish i would have found it sooner.

murglar.app/

The SEC is suing Elon Musk for failing to disclose he acquired a major stake in Twitter.

They allege he underpaid Twitter investors to the tune of $150M.

Awkward now that Musk is head of Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/01/14/sec-sues-elon-musk-over-twitter-purchase-disclosures-00198295

@PurpCat @RK7 The killing of 32-bit support on macOS truly killed whatever was left in terms of gaming on it. Case in point, the only way to play CaveStory on Mac now is to use the nxengine or whatever the SDL2 fork is for that.

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