Generally I despise the putting on of airs about one's peculiar tastes

Perhaps that's why I like gobbo so much, a goblin is a matter-of-fact sort of creature, it harbors no reservations about itself

Gobbo gf is not going to judge you for eating an entire pizza, because she didn't even cook hers first, and if she's upset with you she won't just expect you to read her mind, she will tell you... loudly and repeatedly

In that sense, horrible little gremlin though she may be, there is a certain honesty to her horrible-gremlin-ness, a nobility in her ignobility, which I appreciate

........Also I just really like fat green asses