Goalkeeper 
EDIT: False Alarm, not deleting because I'll take the L like a man. 
Eddie Fucksaw
Wait wait wait
Did he finally die? And did I miss it?
Or is this more of that old fashion kay-FAHB
Did he finally die? And did I miss it?
Or is this more of that old fashion kay-FAHB
@chainsaw_appreciator @Goalkeeper If he's not dead I'm never going to listen to these motherfuckers again.
You really believe someone with an ego like Ralph's would just disappear from everything for three days? He's addicted to social media and the sektur.
Allegedly he hasn't even answered his child support app. all the messages are just unread.
So he's either getting tortured to death or on an ayahuasca bender and will come back as a fat yoga instructor.
Dude they found his body in the ocean. They haven't identified him but by all accounts it's him.
A lone unidentified "tourist" drowned not too far from Merida who appeared to be in his 40s who was under the influence of alcohol at the time. Exact same area Ralph was in. Went dark around the same time.
EDIT: IT'S ALL FAKE AND GAY I HATE EVERYTHING
EDIT: IT'S ALL FAKE AND GAY I HATE EVERYTHING
