UK politics.

Joke I saw going round the internet:
One day, Rachel Reeves was being chauffeured around the countryside.
Turning a corner, the car struck a cow that had gotten loose from a nearby farm.
"This is all your fault, go and explain to the farmer what you have done!" Reeves said to her chauffeur, who walked over to the farmhouse.
An hour later, he returned with his hair ruffled and lipstick all over his face.
"What happened?"
"The farmers wife really liked me!"
"Why?!"
"I told her I was Rachel Reeve's driver and I just hit the cow".