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Alright boys so give me your theories about what bullshit fake history you are going to be thrust into this time?
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@Goalkeeper I'm more interested in the "narrative driven" part.
Is that corpo-speak for "we can't afford an open world anymore, our investors lost faith in the franchise, so we're downsizing our spending on it"?
Gotta be Nazis though, right?
What else do these faggots think is pivotal?
Nazis or nigger worship, and I think Nazis win out.
@coded_artist @Goalkeeper has there been a french revolution game (i don't play aaaslop, i have no idea of it's history)? that's about the only other pivotal moment in the soyverse
AC:Unity I think?
@grey @coded_artist @Goalkeeper There's an indie game out there where you play as judge in the revolutionary tribunal
@coded_artist @Goalkeeper It means 8 hours of cutscenes where the average consoymer gets lectured to by a nigger about how Jacob Frank is totally right and this revolution is just a redemption through sin, and then gets an achievement for doing a backflip off of a guillotine
Inb4 Anne Frank becomes the Jewish Assassin
@Goalkeeper @coded_artist And she kills hitler with a ballpoint pen after a 90 minute unskippable cutscene
Hitler kills himself because she won't stop filibustering him with pilpul.
@Goalkeeper @coded_artist Btw, for anyone reading this later. The premise of the assassins creed games is kabala. Committing atrocities over and over again throughout time in order to collect "celestial shards" and "reset the universe"
You're playing a game that normalizes jewish mysticism
You're playing a game that normalizes jewish mysticism
and the stupid thing is IT'S BOTH SIDES.
@LordOfTheKangs @Goalkeeper @coded_artist you basically play as a jew killing crusaders in the first game lol
