he dragged this whole thing out so he could declare victory on his birthday didn't he :tiresome:

@mischievoustomato

imagine being mad at him for solving the problem after weeks of circle-jerking that he couldn't solve the problem. nothing is ever enough. if it were monday or friday or any other sunday it would have been something something dow jones. any other day there would have been some other travesty about the day or date. and now if Iran so much as shoots a bottle rocket it's gonna be HAHA the please plan I was mad about failed I knew it all along.

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@spacemanspiff @mischievoustomato @_oyveyanuddahshoah @Terry I think people are upset because he kept promising it dozens of times before, and there's also the small detail where he caused the problem to begin with.

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Iran just admitted Trump gave a lot of concessions to them and part of the "deal" was the Israeli withdrawal from Lebanon.

@Terry @spacemanspiff @_oyveyanuddahshoah @mischievoustomato AKA losing a war.
Gotta love how he reframes everything as a win, when it's literally worse than how things were before, and the damage to the global economy has been done.
I'm so tired of winning.

Israel wont do that lmfao, we just gotta fuck off out of there and let them have their fun with israel.
I am not like that Adrian faggot who went all the way in on bootlicking iran and saying “fuck white people” I say leave them to govern themselves and if they end up self destructing so be it.
that's basically what i say about russia, people get on your ass if you try to have a nuanced opinion

"i don't really like russia, but i can actually see why they're doing what they're doing and i think ti's reasonable cuz you're acting like an asshole"

on the same token, if it involves my government getting taken down a peg or two cuz they aren't responding to my wants and desires too, good.

@madcuzbad

I go out of my way to respect my in-laws (and they are largely deserving), but one time I got forceful was the time I was like DO YOU UNDERSTAND THERE ARE NO GOOD GUYS IN THIS (russia/ukraine) WAR. AND THAT INCLUDES US.

@coded_artist @_oyveyanuddahshoah @Terry @William_The_Dragonborn @mischievoustomato

@coded_artist

so do I, but really just for the excitement. I'm not a "nothing ever happens" guy. more of a "I wish more would happen" guy.

@William_The_Dragonborn @_oyveyanuddahshoah @Terry @mischievoustomato

@Terry

it's just so weird how he totally wasn't in control all along but was also totally in control just enough to resolve it on his birthday intentionally. schrodinger's trump allows his haters to be right all the time!

@coded_artist @_oyveyanuddahshoah @mischievoustomato

Israel won't make it to Friday without bombing Lebanon and they haven't said anything about pulling their troops out.
No matter how the deal is structured, the yids are going to be assmad. Because Iran never gave israel a voice. The fake chosenites weren't recognized, and they're kinda neurotic about that.

@Terry

> Iran just admitted Trump gave a lot of concessions to them

that's not admitting. it's called bluster.

did they agree to abandon a nuke? because I though that was not negotiable.

but hey, we lost the war because zog or orange pedo or whatever.

@coded_artist @_oyveyanuddahshoah @mischievoustomato

they're already walking back unfreezing the sanctioned money. This "Deal" won't last a week and on top of that Israel is not planning on leaving Lebanon or terror bombing civilians in Lebanon/Gaza.

We'll be back to bombing each other within a week.
Hezbollah has transformed the territory miles inside of Israel a kill zone where jews regularly get hit by drones and artillery. Even if the IDF pulls out of Lebanon, Hezbollah will still hit jews deep inside their territory and the world will sympathize with Lebanon over Israel. Kind of incredible how jews lost both their military and moral superiority after Oct 7th. If Hezbollah was bombing jewish settlers 10 years ago, much of the world (especially the gulf states) would condemn and sanction them. Now the world cheers dead jews. How things have changed!
Before Oct 7th Israel was on a fast track to normalizing relations with the Gulf states which would have been the death of Palestine and Lebanon. Today the Petrodollar gulf alliance is in ruins and Iran is formalizing relations with Russia and China which will give Hezbollah a supply line to most of the worlds industrial base. We will see Israel flattened in our lifetime and it's all thanks to Yahya Sinwar.
There doesn't seem to be any way this is going to stop because the jews want Iran destroyed and that will never happen…



So I guess it’s just going to oscillate back and forth until our economy and military collapses and we can’t do this anymore, then Iran erases Israel from the planet, but that might take 3 years

@TeaTootler

so... you do realize that in the same breath - or at least the same comment - you matter-of-factly note that the jews want iran destroyed, then matter-of-factly say it might take 3 years for iran to erase israel?

setting aside how any of us feel about either party, that could come off as a little tone deaf. like, you acknowledge that iran (and you) want israel to burn, but it's also BAD that jews want iran gone?

@coded_artist @_oyveyanuddahshoah @Terry @mischievoustomato

@coded_artist

> the small detail where he caused the problem to begin with

that's a gross oversimplification but hey, this is the internet after all

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