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>the president of Azerbaijan, a country sandwiched between the slavic world and the arabic world, is named Aliyev, a comically perfect portmanteau of a slavic and arabic name
>he looks like an AI mashup of Vladimir Putin and Saddam Hussein

Who fucking writes this shit
You know what? Let's use this to our advantage. We can be waiting for him outside the jail. Provide him with ample liquor, methamphetamine, and some Walmart machetes. After a few hours of driving him around we can leave him at popular DC Hangouts for politicians kind of see what happens from there.
Iranian TV correspondent at Tehran's oil storage facilities that were attacked:

"When they target the gasoline, they want to make you, the people, suffer. Gasoline is needed so that your cars, emergency vehicles & ambulances can move around the city easily. The place they just hit is very close to a residential area."
"But... but... what about the schisms! Christians stabbed each other a bunch at some points pagans never did that!"
As long as Russian, Ukrainian & Iranian airspace shut down, Azerbaijan is the only narrow route that remains for flights from Europe to Asia.

If Azerbaijan gets involved in Iran's conflict, Europeans won't be able to fly to the East at all! The cost will skyrocket
another US soldier, 20 year old Marine Corps Lance Corporal Kevin Melendez, has died in Saudi Arabia due to a "Non-Hostile Incident."

Funny how all these soldiers are suddenly dying from "medical episodes" and "incidents."

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@coded_artist @Terry It's like niggers getting nigger fatigue. You love to see it.
Perhaps tomorrow I’ll draw some gobbo
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