@matrix Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Princess Fiona so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I watch Shrek Forever After I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Princess Fiona. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Fiona's tight ogre pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/ogre babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with my Princess Fiona onahole I imported from Japan. I'd mixed green food coloring in the sex lotion and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Shrek: The Ultimate Collection BluRay box set. I might not ever get to see Princess Fiona again.

Innocent man won't apologize for crime. We must impeach again!

@p_ *laughs while millions of whites are oppressed, slandered, deliberately targeted for drug addiction, and outright killed*

wow I can't believe wypipo are so fragile. don't you care about illegal kids in cages!?
Fighting a war doesn't win me any land or child-bearing women like it did in ancient times, so there's no desire to fight in a fruitless war against Tusken Raiders on behalf of a country I no longer feel at home in.

Pics of Finn screaming across the Star Wars nuTrilogy unrelated.
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