Ganon is way more evil than we thought. He freed bongo bongo to create so much noise that the villagers would move out, and then ganon could buy their home for cheep😱! Wait...I think I've seen something similar happen in real life before....
I had heard about this phenomenon where women that go on glp-1 drugs lose a ton of weight but refuse to actually put in any work in exercising, so they end up with wrinkly sagging loose skin that is being called “ozempic butt” due to untrained glute muscles. now they’re just redepositing “ethically sourced” fat back into their ass