In the past weeks I have learned that reports do not matter. It is not something we should fight over or aspire to, as it makes us lesser men. Therefore my first decree as #1 most reported user is to disband the report system and name myself Report King for Life. This is meant to alleviate every user from the anxiety induced by the competition to earn new reports. Which do not matter at all. #ReportKing
In an act of generosity, I shall send the former report king @ChristiJunior to administer the brand new Dacian province, far away from the stress-inducing political intrigue plaguing us at the capital. :SPQR: