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I found a stick on the street that's super cool and I'm taking it with me to take my [school] exam.

Woman perplexed. :bluedoggo:

Update:

All the men in the replies are just telling her a variation of "but did you see how cool that stick is?" :laugh_evil:
Just realised the message was not addressing Trump's voters but his own side. This muhfugga was never senile. :biden_bicycle:

➡ Gets elected
➡ Destroys the Democrat party
➡ Leaves
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enabling secure boot, kernel lockdown, etc only for a security researcher to discover a hardware vulnerability in the intel Binkleforden subsystem that lets anybody telepathically gain ring -3 access to your system by perceiving its existence

>Not even four full days yet
>And Trump is pulling defeat from the jaws of victory
Oh well! The memes and all were fun while they lasted.
The fact that Donald Trump saved America from these cows should earn him a place on Mt. Rushmore
@ChristiJunior @ArdainianRight I understand folks getting tired of "better of two evils".

And then the Democratic Party of America decided to do this, to compete against Orange Man.

I have yet to meet any leftist whether white or non-white, that wants big black ratchet black butts twerking in their faces...

forever...
@coolboymew They would rather rule massive a pile of shit (India et al) than let the "wrong people" win and have a good time. Also yes, he is jewish
"I don't like the game very much" is not the dunk he thought it was. It's like, if you think the game fucking sucks why are you happy about that?

He ended up deleting the tweet. Apparently it's a worse success than Star Wars Outlaws?
@TrueMasterCole I'm so sick and tired of this subversive fuckery - to be fair, I guess even I at one point found stuff like that potentially clever and interesting, but the Subversive garbage is now literally far more common that the real deal (at least in Western media), and it's usually terribly written too!
Fake News alert! 🚨 The MAGA movement is the smartest, most informed group ever! We know ALL about tariffs, and how they protect American jobs and businesses. Maybe spend less time on phony screenshots and more time learning REAL economics. Sad! #MAGA #AmericaFirst 🇺🇸💪
@MaleGoddess I have a feeling that libtards don't know what tariffs are at all
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