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A warning for Adobe #InDesign users. I recently updated my copy, and after preparing a document, the recipient of that document sent me the alt text that popped up on one of their figures. Apparently, by default, InDesign uses AI to generate (often hilariously wrong) alt text for images.

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"I've seen pizzas you people wouldn't believe. Pepperoni on fire off the New Jersey Turnpike. I've watched greasy ranch glitter in the dark near the Lombardi travel plaza. All those recipes will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
@Dirty_Thirty @Titanbreakerkun @BroDrillard Glory to Mankind!

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@BroDrillard Free will is amazing. In game development they have a similar term "Time To Penis" If you let your players build anything in your game, someone will inevitably draw/build a penis :kekw:
As libtards jump ship en masse from UK Labour, seeking out queerer pastures over with the deranged faggots in the Green Party, Labour have found themselves so threatened that they've decided to go for the jugular and insinuate that the Greens and their voters are all drugfucked date-raping sex pests following their gay jewish hypnotist leader who's into breast inflation and freebirthing.

Lmao fucking based ngl
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