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2028 Presidential debate

JD Vance vs John Fetterman

JD Vance: You know America is the land of exceptionalism, of American exceptionalism and American opportunity and uniqueness, there isn't anything as exceptionally American as America, it's what makes America America and not Communist China.

Moderator: Ok and Senator Fetterman over to you.

John Fetterman: The gas is too fucking high

(Crowd cheers)

(Woman asks Fetterman if he'll have their baby)

Moderator: Ok OK settle down audience, settle down we need to allow the candidates to respond. Ok and Mister Vice President your response..

JD Vance: Well it's like my father in law used to always say अगर तुम्हें कोई सड़क मिले, तो वहीं शौच कर दो।
The FBI vows to leave no stone unturned as it investigates itself for the Islamic center shooting Perpetrated by two teen beaners who shouldn't have fucking been in this country to begin with.
MEANWHILE IN THE GOOD TIMELINE:

"AH, UASCHITSCHUN! YOU CAME TO OUR LANDS FROM ACROSS THE GREAT WATER, AS PROPHESIED.
WE HAD JUST FINISHED USING EVERY PART OF THE BUFFALO, AND WERE DISCUSSING HOW MUCH WE HATE MIND ALTERING SUBSTANCES, INFANTICIDE, AND STATE HANDOUTS.
DO YOU WANNA PLAY COWBOYS AND INDIANS? WE'RE SECRETLY WELSH BY THE WAY SO IT'S NOT RACEMIXING, HAHA"

This is easily better than the Mona Lisa.
One of the greatest images ever made.
Allow me to explain.

There's so much in here.
A generational divide (the apprentice in the corner)
Man being a rational creature... until he thinks of ass.
The implication of the setup is that the pondering of ass takes much of our time and effort, a special table made specifically for this purpose.
Said ass seems disinterested with anything, as women often are.
It is a false light, like Plato's cave.

Most of this, as is often the case, unintentional.
The artists probably thought: "Replace orb with goblin ass, funny, ha ha!"
But this is actually brilliant.

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