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- PLEASE PRAY FOR MY FRIEND "SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND BROKE HIS NECK, DECOMPOSING FOR A WEEK BEFORE ANYONE FOUND THE BODY BECAUSE HE HAS NO WIFE OR CHILDREN GROYPER"

- OH NO! WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?

- HE JACKED OFF TO A LUCKYSTAR DOUJIN, BROKE HIS NOFAP :niggapensivecowboy:
29% of all accidents are caused by speeding. that means 71% are caused by driving the speed limit. statistically it's safer to speed.

"Hey, teacher from this satire mocking patriotism, should I, an impressionable youngster who trusts you, enlist in the military?"

"You must think for yourself, kid".

"Well, shucks, mister, I guess I have some thinking to do. Just like a cartoonish representation of Hitler would've wanted!"


Was Paul Verhooven retarded? :whitecat_wtf:
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